Everyone knows that Truth is the "right" way. No matter what religion or color of skin or country, each and every one of us have been tought from earliest age that Truth is simply right. You cannot lie to your parents, you cannot lie to your teachers, you cannot lie to doctors, law, priests.... not to line all the others to whome we are obliged to bare our souls. Of course, if you are Christian, for all the lies you tell to your marital partner or neighbor or even yourself, you will burn in Hell. Yes, your soul is condemned forever to Eternal suffering of breathing sulphor and devils poking you in your most intimate places. Dont lie. Or else....
And then you grow up and freeze in shock!
First shock: no frigin Santa!!!!!
Yeah, thats right, the dude in red bringing you all from the list and shaggin your mom is.... now prepare......
Your not so magical dad!!!!
Sure, he gives you cash and all, but you kind of always end up begging for more and him denying it, if your a girl, there's a big chance he will shoot your dates (or at least scare the shit out of them), he also cheated on your mom when you were in the most sensitive age, and then you had to pay for it cause he was never around to get it, but for fuck sake.....
DONT TELL ME THERE IS NO FRIGIN SANTA!!!
Just, you keep your dirty mouth closed and let me live in my fairy world where elves wrap gifts in coca-cola red while singing Jinglebells.... Shut your dirty "I didnt get presents from Santa" mouth!!!!!
Shock number two!
Girls dont have penises! Or, if you prefer, boys have extra things. You felt so fiiine being just human, and then some mental case 4 year old shows you his if you show him yours, and voila.... there goes we are all the same. Right there, in your most young ages you see there are at least two different kinds of humans living here, and most of us spend most of our lives trying to figure out how that different kind works. Buuuut... thats a totaly other topic.....
Shock No. 3:
Yeah, your so proud, finally your school days are over, and you have all this things you have planned for yourself once you get out of the walls. You will get a nice easy, do nothing earn a lot job, your boss will be like an angel, your co-workers will be the most decent people ever, something between Fonzie and your uncle, a bit stupid but always fun and easy to make do things you gotta do, your office will be slightly below Donald Trumps and if everything goes as planned you will even have a secretary thats always willing to please you.
Ha ha!!!!
Stupid fuckers!
Where did you grow up? A mental institution where they fed you with fistful of happy pills?
Of course, what happenes is this:
Your happy as a cow if you get a job at McDonalds, your boss doesnt spit in your eyes when he talks, your co-workers know the language and you get a free cheesburger per day!
And thats about it, you pricks, all truth about the "oh, its gonna be so wonderful to be a grownup" stupid fairy tale you once believed.
Shock No. 4
continues........
